please me.

Loki was crying during the procces of this song writing.

Loki seems to be the sadest man. (All credits and sorry go to Elton John whose original song ‘Sorry seems to be the hardest word’ was remade by me)

What have I got to do to make you loki’d?
What have I got to do to wash my hair
Do you know what my ass feels when lightning strikes me
And Thor always say he wasn’t there

What have I do to make you kneel me
Should I only steal the Captain’s list with text
What do I say when party’s all over
And Halk seems to kick my tiny ass

It’s sad, so sad
It’s a sad, sad situation
And I’m sure to be backed to Asgard
It’s sad, so sad
Why don’t they let me talk it over
Oh muzzle’s on me
And Tony’s just sarcasming my protest (x2)

What have I do to make you loki’d
What have I got to do to get a better ass
What do I do among that people
Natasha has a hottie ass
And Captain has a hottie ass
My ass seems to be the tinieeest

You can sing it, as usually!

Listen or download Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest for free on Prostopleer

Congrats!

I wish you…

to have awesome dancing mood, even if you’re at work!

Wish you synchrony with yourself, others and the world!

Have an excellent sense of rhythm!

Never forget old-school dance traditions!

Wish you to ba able to make people surprised and happy!

Wish you to spend as less time in club toilets as you can…

…and spend a lot of time on dancefloors making everybody surprised by opportunities of your r’n’b parts of body, …

… by dance traditions,…

… by new opportunities you’ve just opened,..

…by personal training,…

… by your incredible style, …

… by ability of making ‘wave’, …

… by demonstration that you keen on ballet,… 

… and just keen on somebody or something.

And if you still have no one to dance a slow dance, dont be upset!

Just let yourself flirt!

Risk and make first jumps steps!

And you definitely will take find a somebody!

(you can attack something else at least)

The main thing i wanna wish you:

do not be disappointed in person who lies in your bed when you’ll wake up after party!

And remember that you’re

And everything will be so…

P.S:

Dont drink too much red bull with vodka, please!

From Russia with love, your party son.

Sponsors of this congratulation are people posted awesome gifs with Muse on Tumblr.

Sorry for possible mistakes, i’m still trying to make my English better